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Thursday, July 27. 2006

The Weekly Management Consultant Joke

We are not management consultants for good reasons. One of them is
certainly that we don't like to be joked about. Enjoy this week's
contribution:

The classified ad said, "Wanted: CEO needs a one-armed consultant, with a social sciences degree and five years of experience."
The man who won the job asked, "I understand most of the qualifications you required, but why 'one armed'?"
The CEO answered, "I have had many consultants, and I am tired of hearing, with each piece of advice, the phrase 'on the other hand.'"

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Posted by Ralf Haller in Tech Fun at 06:06 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)

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